It would be hilarious if this place got popular. Just imagine, 4 years from now, there being different people reading all these dumb posts made by 6 people who were all absolutely mad. That'd be worth money to see!
Yes, I know, I'm blathering again. Is my padded cell still avaliable?
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want, He makes me down to lie, Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by, With bright knives he releaseth my soul, He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places, He converteth me to lamb cutlets, For lo, he hath great power and great hunger, When cometh the day we lowly ones, Through quiet reflection and great dedication, Master the art of karate.